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Greetings Fellow Mortal...

...or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

Created on 2003-04-19 11:04:08 (#1013035), last updated 2008-05-05

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Name:Matt Chelko
Birthdate:12-25
Location:State College, Pennsylvania, United States
Bio
I breathe. therefore I am. I don't feel like putting out a huge profile, so here's a few quotes that sum up who I am:


"I cut my finger. That's tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and dies. That's comedy."
~Mel Brooks

"Well believe me, Mike. I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and...I went ahead anyway"
~Crow T. Robot

"If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead"
~Roger Rabbit

"ya'll don't know what it's like
being male, middle class and white"
~Ben Folds
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